I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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