where am i from again
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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