I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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