Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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