i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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