Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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