So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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