We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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