What a fucking waste of an outfit
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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