For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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