CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize