god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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