I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
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she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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