So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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