his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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