why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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