Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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