So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize