another moral hangover. fuck.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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