the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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