They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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