Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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