Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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