There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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