Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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