I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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