Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The adults are the big ones right?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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