just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
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The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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