I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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