drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize