What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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