I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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