Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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