I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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