In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
The adults are the big ones right?
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