I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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