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i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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