There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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