I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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