Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
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I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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