I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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