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this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
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The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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