if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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