I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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