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Are you dead

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Yes

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Oh man

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Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard

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(260): Are you dead (1-260): Yes (260): Oh man (1-260): Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard http://tfl.nu/iien

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Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.

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(404): Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage. http://tfl.nu/ouqc

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(917): View more from New York City

fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker

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(917): fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker http://tfl.nu/ivhi

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he is so annoying

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so stop sleeping with him

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yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk

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(937): he is so annoying (513): so stop sleeping with him (937): yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk http://tfl.nu/y8qk

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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home

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(612): Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home http://tfl.nu/ug2x

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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.

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(502): bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story. http://tfl.nu/l5v1

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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.

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You make your fellow Jews happy.

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(412): I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more. (1-412): You make your fellow Jews happy. http://tfl.nu/gpio

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(425): View more from Washington

Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.

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(425): Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight. http://tfl.nu/mywq

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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.

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(740): I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that. http://tfl.nu/4jg4

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(516): View more from New York

You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.

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(516): You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food. http://tfl.nu/5019

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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes

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(203): Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes http://tfl.nu/04zg

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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...

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(765): We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often... http://tfl.nu/m3tb

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Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.

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(803): Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class. http://tfl.nu/uw6v

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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.

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Do I have a choice?

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I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.

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(985): Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response. (1-985): Do I have a choice? (985): I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again. http://tfl.nu/kt0k

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.

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(202): I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here. http://tfl.nu/svec

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