If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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