My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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