He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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