There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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