how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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